Smells mostly like ketchup...

"Whats better than ketchup and fries? How about a mystical merge of ketchup, fries, and snack chips? You heard me. Only from BK™. A flavor that pairs the yin flavor of your favorite BK™ side with the yang crunch of a chip. Keep on chippin on."
-BK™
Have it your way


Warning: This blog entry will contain content that is not suitable for children, teenagers, and adults. Basically the human race in general. Proceed with caution, but do not sacrifice your reading enjoyment...

NOTE: some might say that I'm a prolific author. well I say to them: "I do not reproduce at a rapid, and of an abundant rate."

So, back to business, This is not a force to be reckoned with. I was inadvertently introduced to this phenomenon when I wanted to buy some Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos. Unfortunate for me, they were in the way. I had no choice but to shell out an extra 70 cents. That's right, I've got stacks (Ladies...??)

I decided to take my discovery to the streets, and by streets I mean other cubicles around me at work. The reactions varied from just holding the "chip" with eyes that were swelled up and red, to one who actually tasted the chip but said: "it doesn't taste right." I did not taste it. I was unsure that it may spawn something horrible in my esophagus. Perhaps a GPS locator that would allow a train to hit me in the throat. Thus accomplishing the mission it was assigned when it was sent to earth.

While I did not have the stamina to taste it, I did work up the courage to give it a smell. I could not detect any hint of a fry scent. I picked up some spices, but for the most part it smells mostly like ketchup.

Well that's all for now. Until later...